The Life and Times of an American Idiot

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hedgehog-moss:

I don’t have any mobile phone network in or around my farm, but I can get some spotty reception if I pace around the woods for a good while. So now when I want to send or receive a text, and it’s too cold or dark to go outside and walk aimlessly for half an hour, I attach my phone to Pandolf’s collar and send him out in the forest. Usually when he comes home after taking my phone for a walk the text is successfully sent. He’s like those rescue mountain dogs with a little barrel of whiskey round their necks, but the millennial version. 

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mitsooru:

bad

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

is this the episode where he lost his house

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

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thebaconsandwichofregret:

Won’t lie, if I were having a rough time and the office himbos brought me mac and cheese I would be cured.

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beetledrink:

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makingmoss:

i’ll look forward to hearing your statement if you ever make it out

Do americans actually live like this

Ai generated photo right. Right?

that looks like an entirely normal suburban american neighborhood so if its AI-generated, it’s realistically done.

So the rest of the world watches our movies and in a lot of our movies we mock and satirize the eeriness and soullessness of these manufactured communities but I’m guessing you guys thought it was exaggeration

All my homies hate the suburbs.

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Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

I could use an axe to be honest

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