the morning ritual that every australian does in the morning
No we don’t. Honestly, why do other countries always get this wrong. Everything is placed correctly, but it’s supposed to be emus, not kangaroos.
I hear either is acceptable, depending on region. But my mate Thomas thought he could get away doing it with koalas one time, and he never stood a chance. This modified ritual did not appease the drop bears, unfortunately, and they got him at once. His funeral was very touching.
Really? My roo’s had all disappeared, so I made do with some wombats. That was the best day I’ve had in years.